"I Don't Always Cuss Like A Sailor, " Funny Kraken Quote Tee

This heavyweight cotton tee wears like a trusted deckhand — strong, a little weathered, and ready for the next voyage. The front features a bold vintage-style illustration of a kraken rising from stormy seas, framed by distressed lettering that reads like a salty captain’s warning. The thicker, natural-feeling fabric and tubular knit give it a throwback silhouette that looks right on the pier or at a late-night bonfire. It’s a shirt that carries a story: ocean nights, ink-stained maps, and the kind of humor only sailors (or those who love them) truly appreciate.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for durable, long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Runs slightly large for extra comfort and relaxed fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® certified and made from ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean